Mark's Wedding Vows

Mark McIlroy

10.03.2026




The man:

I declare that I have had sex with at least ten different women and I am ready for marriage.

I promise to love you, honour you, and treat you with respect.

If your face was covered with the smiles of age I would still honour you and call you my wife.


The woman:

I declare that I have had sex with at least ten different men and I am ready for marriage.

I promise to love you, honour you, and treat you with respect.

If you had no money or position, I would still honour you and call you my husband.